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FPV vs. HSV is basically Australian for “Ford vs. Chevy,” but on steroids. The two performance divisions have elevated the production of the muscle sedan to an art form, with audacious looks and big power ruling the day. It’s as if the original American muscle car era never ended, but got a passport and moved Down Under. Granted, we in the States don’t have much to complain about lately, with Aussie muscle now available in a Pontiac wrapper, as well as the 21st century editions of Camaro, Challenger and Mustang waiting to wreak havoc at stoplights.

Still, the sweetest fruit is that which is forbidden, so you might be interested in the Motoring Channel’s super acronym showdown: FPV GT-P vs. HSV GTS. The FPV is based on the new Ford FG Falcon, which arrived earlier this year, while the HSV’s Holden Zeta platform underpinnings are now a couple years old. Both have V8s, both look evil, and tires break into cold sweats at the mere thought of being mounted on either machine’s rear axle. With these two rides, the differences are such that picking a winner is akin to choosing between porterhouse and prime rib. It’s not as if you’re going to be disappointed either way, but deep down, you do have a preference.

Despite the fact that capping the cost of gas didn’t work out so well for Chrysler in the U.S., General Motors’ Australian arm, Holden, is launching a new incentive that guarantees gas will be 99¢/liter for two years after your vehicle’s original date of purchase. The system works much like the one Chrysler used: buyers get a debit card that they use when filling up their tanks. That debit card will be tied to the purchasers bank account, which will be debited a few days later for the reduced rate, regardless of how much the fuel had actually cost. If all of this sounds a bit confusing, click here for the details from Holden. We’ve also pasted GM’s official press release after the break.

As we mentioned, a similar promotion wasn’t too successful for Chrysler. There are a few differences, though. Chrysler’s vehicles aren’t quite class-competitive while Holden’s generally are. There were also more fuel efficient vehicles to choose from in the U.S., thereby making the gas card savings a bit irrelevant. In Australia where the V8 is still king, that’s not really the case. Will this new scheme make Holden’s V8-powered, rear-wheel-drive vehicles sell quicker? We don’t know… but we’re positive that a similar deal could go a long way towards putting an Pontiac G8 GT in our own personal garages.

“You guys are obsessed with rear wheel drive,” Alan Mulally mused to the Australian press after a browbeating about which pair of wheels might propel the Falcon into the future. Try as they might, the Ford Chief would not be pinned down about the chassis architecture of future Falcons, saying only that the choice would be customer driven, and plugging front and all-wheel drive vehicles as “pretty spectacular.”

Mulally is right that Ford’s global push to put exceptional small cars in showrooms is what the automaker’s focus is and should be. The Falcon has long fallen off its sales peak from the halcyon days of two decades ago, and while Mulally agrees that it’s “an absolutely dynamite vehicle,” small cars in the future will prop up the more niche-y vehicles like the FG Falcon. Mulally went on to say that Australia will serve as an engineering and product development outpost for Ford, and the big-vehicle prowess in Oz will be useful regardless of layout. As Ford pulls its global platforms together, the Ranger and Focus will come at us from Australia, too.

There’s an old saying, you only want what you can’t have. It holds particularly true in the context of Australia’s Mitsubishi 380. The vehicle’s Adelaide manufacturing facility was recently shuttered, partially due to lack of interest in the six-cylinder sedan. However, the vehicle’s cancellation announcement ended up increasing demand for the final batch of 380s to roll off the assembly line. For that reason, Mitsubishi decided to auction off the final car to its suddenly sentimental Aussie dealers. The last domestically produced 380 ended up fetching $100,000 Australian dollars ($93,364) after all was said and done, which is more than three times its MSRP. John Hughes Mitsubishi, a Perth, Australia dealership, coughed up the cash for the winning bid. Mitsubishi also gave it the honor of choosing a charity to benefit from the proceeds of the sale. Knowing that the 380 in Australia is basically a Down Under-ified version of the Galant on sale in North America, is there any circumstance under which you could imagine paying that much for a Galant?

[Source: Ward’s Auto]

Somewhere,

a father in Melbourne weeps. There were 16 Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradales imported to Australia and New Zealand. There are now 15. A proud dad gave his son the keys to his so-rare-it’s-almost-extinct Ferrari, and his son got a little too frisky with the audacious redhead. She didn’t appreciate his advances, he lost control of the situation, and that little redhead introduced him to a pole… at a high rate of speed by the looks of it.And as if that didn’t beat all, the kid had to call home. While news crews watched. And filmed. Only to have newspapers and blogs spread the story around the world. No word on what his father said, but it probably rhymed with “Why I oughta @#%$*&%!”

Police say the driver was speeding, which means he must not have seen these commercials. But now, at least, he has a theme song, so sing along: “To you other kids all across the land, take it from me, parents just don’t understand…” Thanks for the tip, Patrick!

[Source: Sydney Morning Herald]