Control A Man Remote Control
Ever get the feeling that your chap is simply beyond the rational control of any member of woman-kind? Does he belch and chuff recklessly? Disobey orders and fail to come to heel? Does he, no matter how hard you try, endlessly fail to get the hint about all those helpful hints you drop?
Don’t fear, missus. Now’s the time to make an investment in some laser-zapping technology courtesy of the latest infra-red Control A Man Remote Control.
From the people who brought you the Control A Woman Remote Control, this version, exclusively tailored to the unfairer sex, has everything a modern babe needs to rein her man in.
With a full set of features and responsive but safe rubber buttons, it offers the complete set of behaviour-altering tools, enabling the female user to dictate the topic of conversation, suspend slob-like behaviour, turn the male ego off, request flowers and so on.
In fact, there’s no single corner of the male psyche that can’t now be reached by your manipulative clutches. Finally, all female power in the universe can be yours. And he, in turn, will be reduced to the level of a slave; a window-washing, loo-seat lowering, car vacuuming automaton, fit for nothing but bringing your supper and staying quiet through all of Coronation Street.
Final victory is yours! Take remote control - and rejoice!
Features
- Feature buttons include: Mute button, ego off button
- No batteries required
- Talk about: feelings, shopping, shoes
- Stop: farting, belching,snoring
Specification
- Dimensions: Height: 14.0cm Width: 6.0cm Depth: 2.0cm
- Weight: 0.1Kg