Office Survival Kit - For Her
Surviving office life once used to mean a quick fag round the back of the typing pool. Then, years later, it meant a quick gossip round the water cooler. Now the essence of office survival is neither of these outmoded (and in one case, illegal) modes of behaviour. For the ultimate in workplace salvation comes in the form of a waterproof mauve case, complete with a handle for go-anywhere convenience. Splendid, and, if you happen to be a lady, even more splendid. This pack is stuffed with life’s little saviours - essential pieces of kit each designed to prevent a small office-based drama from escalating into a major diplomatic incident. In no particular order the kit contains a nail file, lip balm, a refreshing wipe, mints, a toothbrush, toothpaste, moisturiser, a tampon, a sewing kit, some plasters, cotton buds and pads… and the essential liquid for that late-night ritual, some make-up remover. As a handbag essential it’s unrivalled (being neat and tidy it’ll also stop your bag looking like the aftermath of a Force 8 gale).
As a desktop essential it’ll have your colleagues queuing for miles round the office to borrow a cotton pad. So our advice? Use your skills as a deft and cunning office operative. Keep it well hidden - and preferably under lock and key.
Specification
- Dimensions: Height: 16.0cm Width: 7.0cm Depth: 4.0cm
- Weight: 0.1Kg