Safe Can - John Smiths Bitter
Deep in the bowels of gadgetshop HQ, our vault is quite a contraption. Provided you can navigate the solid steel double doors and laser maze, you’ll then be confronted by Watson and Crick, our two rabid Dobermans. Not a pretty sight, but a necessity to protect the many cunning gadgets and detailed patent applications we keep in the maze of safe deposit boxes within.
Of course you don’t need quite as much indescribable complexity to you hide your spare car keys when you’re on holiday, but the same principle applies. Introducing the Safe Can, shrewdly disguised as a common or garden tin of John Smiths Bitter, complete with authentic look and feel.
Simply open by unscrewing one end, stuff it full of what the young people call ‘wonga’, lock it back up and place in the fridge among all the other delicious and tempting beer cans.
Recognised by security experts worldwide for its supreme deterrent effects, the Safe Can turns the weekly shop at Tesco into a one-person crimebusting initiative, because no thief is going to have the time or inclination to shake dozens of cans of groceries. And if they do shake your beer, it’ll go all fizzy and foamy… and what’s the point of that?
The kitchen, they say, is the last place thieves will look. So get tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. Buy some beer.
Rolled-up wad of £50 notes not included
Specification
- Dimensions: Height: 17.0cm Width: 7.0cm Depth: 7.0cm
- Weight: 0.2Kg