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There are times in everyone’s life when you have an idea that sounds brilliant when explained in the audience of friends, but in practice is “exposed” as pure idiocy. The passenger of a BMW X5 gave a Cramlington, UK speed camera an uncensored view of his backside in an obvious attempt at humor, but in the end (no pun intended) the stunt could result in some hefty fines. Since local authorities weren’t amused by the Braveheart salute, the passenger could receive tickets for public indecency and for not wearing a seat belt. Well, that is if the driver is willing to rat on his or her offending comrade.

While we admit this is kind of funny at first blush, mostly because we never before noticed that a BMW grille looks a little like a human butt, mooning a speed camera is stupid for a couple reasons. First, it’s not cool to expose yourself in public. That’s the kind of thing that will get you on a sex offender list if you’re not careful. Second, speed cameras are really good at taking pictures of cars, giving authorities the plates of the vehicle as they pass through intersections. Third, and perhaps most important, why would the owner of a Bimmer want someone to press their bare ass up against their windshield? Lets just hope someone remembered to sanitize the soiled glass. Thanks for the tip, everyone!

Since July of last year, we’ve seen several spy photos of a BMW X5 mule making an appearance all over Europe. The quad-tipped, camouflaged prototype has always been assumed to be an upcoming M version of BMW’s SUV, but according to the crew at BimmerFile, it isn’t going to happen. The mule that’s undergoing testing will be a “sport edition” of the X5, similar to the 4.8is, but it won’t be equipped with the M5/M6’s V10. Instead, it’ll be packing the twin-turbocharged V8 currently found in the new X6, producing 407 hp and 443 lb.-ft. of torque. Expect some tweaked bodywork and a revised suspension to convey the new ‘ute’s sporting intentions when it debuts later this year.

[Source: BimmerFile]